Twitter

• "I have one Chinese friend." "Imaginary, right?"

  2 days ago

• "I'm Chinese." "So is that, like, Japanese?"

  2 days ago

• "What kind of Asian are you?" "The kind that knows karate."

  2 days ago

• "No, where are you reallllllllyyyyy from?" "No place that you can pronounce."

  2 days ago

• "If you don't like it Tommy, you can stand outside the picture." "Excuse me?" I expect only few would find the offensive humor in that.

  4 days ago